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The Next Great White Duke Douchebag
By Chris Mottram | November 12, 2007
With Josh McRoberts gone, we need a new Duke “big man” to despise. Enter: Kyle Singler, who has all the characteristics of a typical Blue Devil forward. Let’s go over the checklist:
- Goofy white dude
- High “basketball IQ”
- Good “mid-range game”
- Lacks “strength” and the “ability to create”
- Inflated sense of self-worth
Yep, that’s Singler, and with Duke’s first televised game on ESPN tonight, you can begin the hating process now. Don’t worry if you can’t catch the game though. You might have another chance to see Singler play as only 20 of Duke’s 28 regular season games this year will be nationally televised. If I’ve done my calculations correctly, that means we will be told that Greg Paulus was a high school quarterback no less than 112 times. Which, of course, is why he’s such an amazing point guard.
And in case you’re counting, Duke has 15 more televised games than Maryland, and three more than No. 1 UNC.
Topics: Douchebags, College Hoops, Duke Sucks |
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November 12th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Your tears! They taste so sweet!
Enjoy Big Monday.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Ah, Duke bashing. It must be college hoops season!
And excellent use of quotation marks. Reminds me of Bennett Brauer.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:05 am
Ahhh. Duke.
Where tall goofy white kids play basketball, and shorter goofy white kids rape local hookers………I mean lacrosse.\
FUCK DUKE
TERPS SON!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Vazquez sees playing Greg Paulus as his ticket to becoming Steve Blake: Reloaded.