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WWE Diva Is Portis For Halloween
By Chris Mottram | October 30, 2007
When you’re a slightly overweight youngin’ who buys his pants in the husky section (note: this in NO WAY describes me at age 12), then the best part of Halloween is definitely the candy. And those gracious folks who give you the full-size candy bars, well, they’re Gods to fat kids. But then you turn 14 and realize being fat is not all it’s cracked up to be. And that girls don’t like fat kids. Then you decide to back off the candy and enjoy your new realization that the best part about Halloween is now the fact that girls dress like complete sluts, even if they aren’t. But usually they are.
So with that in mind, take a look at this typical female Redskins fan in her whorish Halloween outfit:
That is some girl from WWE named Torre Wilson. I have never heard of her, but of all the Divas, she is my favorite. The fun doesn’t end with that video, however. Take a look at some photos of Torre in her Skins outfit.
Topics: Clinton Portis, Opposite Sex, Redskins | 8 Comments »
October 30th, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Chris, I have to say that I’m disappointed. You criticized the Junkies for using the “f” word that rhymes with maggot. Now you’re calling females “sluts.” Whether you agree or not, I think that kind of language has no place here or anywhere else, and I am offended. That kind of language is unnecessary in general, and certainly unfit for any minors that might be reading your blog. I’m sure you will remain consistent in your denouncing of any language that might be offensive, and will apologize for using the term “slut” and promise not to use that kind of language again.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Thanks for your input, jkindc. But with all do respect, I don’t give two shits what you think belongs on my blog. If it offends you, then don’t read it. Which is why I don’t listen to the Junkies. Well, that, and they suck.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:13 PM
I agree with jkindc. This blog is full of filth, and I’m a minor who’s offended.
Also, jkindc’s mom is a slut.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:48 AM
Lame, Awful Announcing beat me to calling jkindc a slut, or his mom a slut.
Torrie Wilson got naked for playboy back in, I think, 2003. I don’t know that because I don’t have a subscription. I said I don’t have a subscription.
October 31st, 2007 at 9:20 AM
“Whether you agree or not, I think that kind of language has no place here or anywhere else”
Filth on the internet?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who will save us?
October 31st, 2007 at 10:05 AM
“Too Playmate-y.”
October 31st, 2007 at 10:23 AM
If it were a Riggins jersey, I might be intrigued.
Or at least Rock Cartwright.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:29 PM
1st rule of radio show callers logging on to the internet.
Include your location in your screen name.
Signed,
Mayor in Fed Ex