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Emmitt Smith Is No Sea Captain
By Chris Mottram | October 29, 2007
As horrible as Emmitt is on the ‘MNF’ pre and post game nonsense, he is totally the best part of the program. The others are either annoying (”Boom,” Keyshawn, etc.) or boring (Steve Young), but with Emmitt you just never know what kind of dumb shit you’re gonna get. Tonight — thanks to Awful Announcing — we have yet another hilarious example:
And I bet until the end you thought the unintentional punchline here was going to be Emmitt saying that Driver makes plays not only for himself, but for his family.
Now you must excuse me. I have to go right-size my outfit for my first big day of work at SportingNews.com tomorrow (yes mom, I’ll take photos).
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October 30th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Our little boy is growing up!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Emmitt. Known to NFL Films as Robo-Back.