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The Dead Tree Crew Gives Exclusive, All Access Look at Their Notorious Tailgate
By Chris Mottram | October 25, 2007
About once every other year or so the malt and hops clear from my brain only momentarily to reveal a fantastic plan. Last week, just such an occurrence, um, occurred.
I decided to ask The Mayor of FedEx Field to provide Mr. Irrelevant with one-of-a-kind video footage of the Dead Tree Crew (DTC) tailgate during the Sunday of the Redskins-Cardinals game. Being the thoughtful public servant that he is, The Mayor asked me to come join them myself, but I had prior obligations. Finally, he agreed to take the footage, but with one stipulation: He wanted to talk shit about The Junkies. Who am I to stop him — The f’ing Mayor — from doing what he wants? No one, would be the answer. Just a common citizen trying to do my part.
So, the camera rolled. And rolled. And rolled some more. There was a total of 67 minutes of footage, beginning with them leaving for the stadium before sunrise, and concluding with them leaving for home near sunset. Needless to say, it was quite an undertaking to edit it down to the seven-plus minute video you’re about to watch, but I believe it was well worth it. And don’t worry, I kept the clips very short so your adult ADD won’t kick in. Also, watch out for special guest appearances from Agent Steinz, Plaxico Burress’ father, and a motorized cooler, which can be seen throughout. Enjoy:
For those new to the DTC, some background info: Agent Steinz Infiltrates the DTC Tailgate and Meet My New Online Friends, the DTC.
Topics: Exclusive!, Dead Tree Crew, Model Citizens, Absurd Video, Agent Steinz, Redskins |
4 Responses to “The Dead Tree Crew Gives Exclusive, All Access Look at Their Notorious Tailgate”
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October 25th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Whereas I used to be frightened by the DTC, I now can’t wait to stop by their tailgate, even if it means drinking out of a traffic cone.
October 25th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I assume I couldn’t get in on a game a flip cup with these dudes unless I got jumped in?
October 25th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Or sexed in. Take your pick. And I believe beer pong is the drinking game of choice. Beer pong and football, that’s what NoVA does!
October 25th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
For those that couldnt understand “P from DC”, I broke down his lyrics in text.
They call me P,
Redskins just won
Cardinals just lost
See I can’t rap off this junk
I fucked up, but I came back with the beat
Everytime you see me, its fucking PGC
Im an animal on the mic and everybody knows this
My man got eleven on his shirt and you know this
Redskins in effect, you bout to hit the deck
Everytime you me its ret-a-tet tet
Got dreds in my hair, Im dressed in all black, got the white sleeves on, im ready to get it on, cross on my arm, with my kids on it
Im fucked up, but everybody know this, im in the parking lot, drinkin likka wif my nikkas who got the arm now how you fucking figure
Redskins running thru that last game
Ran get dat money, dollar dollar bill yall