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‘Lights Out’ Learned This in College Park
By Jamie Mottram | October 23, 2007
Shawn Merriman is a D.C. native, Terrapin, San Diego superstar and terror to offensive linemen and clubgoers alike. Exhibit A:
And, yes, With Leather had this last week, but I was traveling and just now saw it on Drunk Athlete. So excuuuse me.
Also, while doing “research” for this post, I realized that Merriman was on a 23-sack pace last season, which would have erased Michael Strahan’s bogus record from the books. Stupid steroid suspensions!
Topics: Model Citizens, Maryland |
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October 23rd, 2007 at 11:04 am
What makes this funny is the chick behind him with a look of “See, this is why we get stereotyped at the club and sh*t.”
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
Who doesn’t do this to the ugly ones? I mean come on.
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 pm
“supersoak dat hoooo”
October 23rd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
drip-drip-drip
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
The girl gettin the facial - also on a 23-sack pace that night.