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Observing the First 1,000 Witty Comments
By Jamie Mottram | October 19, 2007
Earlier today, Mr. I-495 registered its 1,000 comment since moving to WordPress a few months ago. Fittingly, the mile-marking comment is one telling us just how wrong we are about something, and that’s OK. We don’t have editors around these parts and need readers to keep us in check and also in stitches, even if I don’t understand that saying.
To celebrate, after the jump are five funnies from blog posts past. If you’re someone who left one of these or has left other comments or never even comments at all, we thank you. Doing this is fun for nerds like us, and knowing other people are enjoying themselves makes it even better.
“Every time Clinton Portis refers to himself in the third person, an angel has the best orgasm of its entire life.”
“Chris and Jamie are now officially the Manning brothers of the blogosphere, minus the awkward faces and endorsement deals.”
“It’s all about scrabble. Scrabble and pocket polo. Although, these days, I’m playing more pocket polo than scrabble. I masturbate a lot.”
“I hope [Chris's] new boss is a whore from Pittsburgh.”
“If you want to shift your personal attacks away from the brothers Mottram, and focus on the Mayor, ill take a piss in your mouth, and a dump on your porch.
That way if anyone asks, the Mayor does give a sh-t.”
Topics: Irrelevance | 8 Comments »
October 19th, 2007 at 9:43 AM
I love how Red Sox fans still don’t get it.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Don’t offer me thanks, Mottrams.
Adulation is the name of the game.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Keep posting pictures of boobs and you can count on 1,000 more.
This comment section needs to be all Mayor, all the time.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:06 AM
I’d like to add one to the list. SVP Style made the following on Monday following the Skins loss, and my subsequent anger towards Santana:
“This thing between you and Santana will pass…
And he’ll probably drop it.”
October 19th, 2007 at 11:37 AM
thanks for that, but i’ve been trying to cut down. a lot has changed for me in the past three weeks. you probably wouldn’t even recognize me now.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:50 PM
how many of those posts were from disgruntled Junkies fans in the last 3 or 4 days?
October 19th, 2007 at 6:09 PM
Odessa: Not that many comments were from Junkies fans, as we are fairly certain they can’t spell the word “irrelevant” and thus cannot find this blog.
October 20th, 2007 at 3:04 AM
hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz, yeah.