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T.O.: The First Ever to Wear No. 81
By Chris Mottram | October 11, 2007
It’s been awhile since T.O. reminded us of how arrogant he his. Luckily, he decided yesterday that he wasn’t getting enough attention (probably because he’s not having a good season), and posted the following sign in his locker, which you’ve surely seen by now:
Aside from the three grammatical mistakes that I spotted, allow us to review his use of the word “original.” The definition is as follows:
1. belonging or pertaining to the origin or beginning of something, or to a thing at its beginning.
2. new; fresh; inventive; novel.
3. arising or proceeding independently of anything else
Surely, wearing a jersey with the number 81 on it is none of the above. In fact, just off the top, here are three other players not named Moss who are better than Owens and wore #81 before him: Torry Holt, Tim Brown and Art Monk. Oh, and lest we forget Russ Francis.
But yeah, I’m gonna get my popcorn ready for when New England merks on them fools this Sunday. Dallas hasn’t been f’ed this bad since last time Debbie was in town.
Update: Definition of “merk” for all the white boys in the house.
Topics: Dallas Sucks, NFL | 2 Comments »
October 11th, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Could you help a brother out and link to Urban Dictionary when using a term like “merk?”
October 11th, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Whoa, CM.
With that kinda talk, you just earned yourself a pass through Palmer Park, Seat Pleasant, Kentland and Oxon Hill.