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    Observe the Most Masculine Cowboy

    By Chris Mottram | October 9, 2007

    Let me preface this by saying my good friend Mike prefers the company of women (I think). Okay, now that the legalities are out of the way, here is what happens when a Cowboys fan gets drunk off red wine the joy of not losing to a one win team on MNF:

    mikethecowgirl.jpg

    See, what had happened was Mike bought this Michael Irvin throwback jersey, but it was way too long and he’s not gangster enough for that. So he had it hemmed up. Apparently, the tailor thought he was going back in time to play for the 1989 Florida Gators with his good friend Emmitt Smith.

    Unfortunately, we did not get a photo of his ride, which was tied up right outside.

    Topics: Dallas Sucks, High Fashion |

    5 Responses to “Observe the Most Masculine Cowboy”

    1. Jamie Mottram Says:
      October 9th, 2007 at 11:48 am

      Who’s to blame for his shoes?

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      October 9th, 2007 at 11:54 am

      Probably Hip-Hop.

    3. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      October 9th, 2007 at 11:55 am

      It’s not the jersey so much as it is his pose.

    4. odessasteps Says:
      October 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

      FABULOUS~!

    5. mandellionaire Says:
      October 9th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

      he’s kind of cute.

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