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Skins Win: You’ll Find Mike Sellers Next to the Definition of Man-Child
By Chris Mottram | October 7, 2007
My Washington Redskins completely humiliated the Lions 34-3 today. It was a freaking joke. It was like the Phillies trying to compete with the Rockies in a playoff game. Utter domination from start to painful finish. And when I say “painful,” I mean “f’ing brutal.” Observe the best fullback in football do work on the Lions secondary:
Based on nothing other than my current euphoric state and the fact that beer creates hyperbole, I have to say that was the most enjoyable Redskins victory in their 75 year history.
Thanks to Awful Announcing for the video and Mike Sellers for scoring two touchdowns and Jason Campbell for being so sexy. Nothing gay about that.
Topics: Absurd Video, Redskins |
2 Responses to “Skins Win: You’ll Find Mike Sellers Next to the Definition of Man-Child”
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October 7th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
An articulate summary of a delicious rout. I commend you.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:36 am
I wouldn’t call the rout delicious per se.
Tasty, perhaps satisfying. Like half of a Snickers bar, maybe.