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Philly’s Jade Has Nothing on Amber
By Chris Mottram | October 1, 2007
Michael Milici at Bugs & Cranks did us all the tremendous favor of posting some screen grabs of local Philly sports anchor Jade McCarthy taking a champagne bath. Girls getting doused in just about any liquid is endless hot. It’s just a fact of life. But because I view everything as a direct competition with Philadelphia, I must introduce you to Amber Theoharis.
Amber just completed her first season as the sideline reporter for O’s games on MASN, and she went to Maryland. Nice and nicer. Plus she has, um … really great teeth, among other tremendous qualities.
Completely unrelated, I’d like to take this time to remind everyone that I’m a totally eligible bachelor and I’m unemployed by choice.*
*No I’m not.
Topics: Opposite Sex, Orioles | 6 Comments »
October 1st, 2007 at 6:00 PM
I heard her on the local ESPN station in Bawmur today pimping her charity walk for cancer. I think she said her cousin and late aunt both have/had breast cancer.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:00 PM
Just tell the ladies that you’re an independent artist. It has worked for me for the past year.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:02 PM
Thanks Odessa for the up-lifting story.
Although maybe I shall enter said charity walk. Yes, I totally have my in! Thanks dude.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Champaign, not just a city in Illinois.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:28 AM
Shit, I hope Amber didn’t already read this. She’s gonna think I’m an f’ing moron. Champaign. Stupid.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Don’t worry. It’s straight up Natty Boh’s for the A.