Archive for October, 2007
« Previous EntriesWiz Set to Have Best Season Since ‘79
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007ESPN.com has not one, not two, but 10 NBA experts, and six of them don’t know what they’re talking about as only four have the Wizards finishing fourth or better in the East.
Considering they had the conference’s best record as late as February last season before having the rug pulled out from under their magic [...]
Junkies Wish to Make Peace With Mr. I
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007For the fourth different time (that I’m aware of) Mr. Irrelevant was a topic of discussion on D.C. sports radio show “The Junkies” today. As you may recall, we had a little spat with them a few weeks back. You know, the one in which I said I didn’t like the show and they [...]
Darrell Green Will Be a HOFer, Goddammit
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Art Monk is my favorite football player of all-time, and the fact that he’s not enshrined in Canton is a crime to humanity, or at least two humans, namely Art and myself. Darrell Green is my second favorite football player of all time, and he’s eligible for the first time. More specifically, he’s on the [...]
Blog Show No. 27: ‘Where Swagfests Happen, Which Is Accurate’
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007We were gonna play dress-up for Halloween, but, eh, that’s too much work. So all you’ll see here is us wearing the usual. Oh, and also NFL cheerleaders in-costume, furthering the notion that any girl can be anything they want on this special day, so long as it’s slutty. Happy Halloween, everybody.
John Patterson Sees Campbell’s Miss DC Girlfriend, Raises Him a Miss DC Fiancee
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007A few days ago we asked if JC’s lady friend is not only Miss DC 2007 but also the NFL’s finest QB wife/GF. Turns out that, well, she is.
It also turns out that he’s not the only professional athlete in this area dating a Miss DC. As spotted by The Washington Post’s Reliable Source:
Nats pitcher [...]
WWE Diva Is Portis For Halloween
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007When you’re a slightly overweight youngin’ who buys his pants in the husky section (note: this in NO WAY describes me at age 12), then the best part of Halloween is definitely the candy. And those gracious folks who give you the full-size candy bars, well, they’re Gods to fat kids. But then you turn [...]
Emmitt Smith Is No Sea Captain
Monday, October 29th, 2007As horrible as Emmitt is on the ‘MNF’ pre and post game nonsense, he is totally the best part of the program. The others are either annoying (“Boom,” Keyshawn, etc.) or boring (Steve Young), but with Emmitt you just never know what kind of dumb shit you’re gonna get. Tonight — thanks to Awful Announcing [...]
Blog Show XXVII Pre-Production Meeting
Monday, October 29th, 2007With the Redskins, Terps, Caps and even United all getting beat in varying shades of badly, we’re grateful to the national sporting blogosphere for keeping us afloat this week. Speaking of, here are the links we’re currently considering for tomorrow night’s late afternoon’s Blog Show. Remember to submit your own via email as there are [...]
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