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    Mottram Brothers Road Trip to Wise, VA

    By Chris Mottram | September 27, 2007

    Sorry friends, but you’re going to have to go three days without any new posts around these parts. Jamie and I headed to Wise, VA in the morning to party for the weekend with the youngest Mottram (yes, there’s a third; no, he doesn’t blog), and I’m fairly certain they’ve never heard of the internet down there. Beef, as we’ve called him since about age six, goes to the aptly named UVA at Wise. It’s six hours from D.C. in the most middle of nowhere place I’ve ever been in my life, but they know how to party.

    For example, last time we went, this co-ed found a pair of jumper cables. Nothing interesting about that at all. Until she decided to attached them to her nipples. The rest of the weekend (and I imagine the rest of her life) we referred to her simply as “Jump Start My Titties.” Needless to say, I don’t plan on my car breaking down, but I’m certainly bringing my jumper cables.

    Anyway, we shall return sometime Sunday with some more exciting tales to tell. Until then, don’t be afraid to come back to Mr. I just for fun. We can always use the page views. We are f’ing slaves to page views. Peep our archives. They’re just as awesome the second time around.

    I hope you enjoy your weekend as much as we will.

    Topics: Irrelevance, Mottram Rules |

    7 Responses to “Mottram Brothers Road Trip to Wise, VA”

    1. Unsilent Majority Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 9:22 am

      The Brothers Mottram seem to take more weekend party trips to desolate locales than anyone else on Earth.

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 9:37 am

      We just enjoy mingling with them laid-back country folk.

    3. Unsilent Majority Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am

      I’ve got country cousins

    4. Skeets Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am

      Is the third Mottram’s name Andrew? I hope so.

    5. Bricktop Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am

      Wait wait wait - she attached jumper cables to her nipples? Does she still have her nipples?

    6. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am

      I pray she doesn’t ask you to return the jumper cable favor, ‘down there.’

    7. Chris Mottram Says:
      September 30th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

      Skeets: I don’t get it. Please explain because it’s probably funny and I’m just stupid.

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