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That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Greetings From the Motherland Edition
By Chris Mottram | September 26, 2007
Yo, let’s get one thing straight: Your boy might be white, but I still know Africa is mad tight, son. I’m sayin’, we all done came from that general area of da Earf one way or another. Like, whether it was the Vikings, or Columbus, or Native Americans, or what have you, they all came from Africa. Now I ain’t never been there ‘cause your boy is on probation and all, but before I do make the trek, I gots to cop me these three Africa-inspired fitteds.
First up is this Kenya joint. This hot fitted (which ain’t even a 59Fifty, but it still aiight), gots the four most common elements in Africa: trees, giraffes, topographic maps, and the Yankees. For real, how no one done already thought of puttin’ a Yankees logo on a Kenyan landscape? It’s just such a natural fit for a fitted, son:
This next 59Fifty reminds me of a Rhinoceros or a Hippopotamus, which ain’t to be confused wif the mother flippin’ Rhymnoceros or a Hiphopopotamus (them white boys can flow!). But you best have loot to cop this fitted, cause this joint made by some playboy named Morgan who only takes “private commissions to support our favorite habit - collecting fitted caps.” That’s so word, son. Plus, it gots shoes to match. Damn, you’d be steppin’ out so fresh all up in the country of Africa:
Finally, what trip down under would be complete without a giraffe joint? My bad, I meant “G-Raf.” Damn, them long-necked lunchin’ ass bamas is so G’d up, son. This fitted comes in yellow/black for the Pirates or blue/grey for the Yankees. They both so hot, you gots to have ‘em:
So now you is ready for your excursion. So grab your African fitteds, pack up the car and don’t forget your sunscreen ‘cause even though it’s mad cold over there, you still gonna be so hot in them fitteds, son. Bet dat.
Previously on “That Fitted Is Hot, Son”: Inaugural Edition | C-Notes Edition | Kaleidoscope of Gangsta Edition | Take Me to Another Place Edition | For Yo Girl Edition | Whack Things That Done Turned Tight Edition | Let Me Get Them Extra Eyeballs Edition
Topics: Hot Fitteds, High Fashion |
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September 26th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I was at Brian Moorman’s fundraiser Monday night and one of the silent auctions was for a “Design Your Own 59Fifty” (New Era is headquartered in BLo.) I was the high-bidder until a couple of the players got into the bidding.