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Skins Win: New Captain Chaos Garment
By Jamie Mottram | September 19, 2007
It’s the morning after the day after, and the ‘Skins Win’ kick continues. We’d endured 10 beatings at the hands of Philly in the past seven years, so pardon our eruption. And what better way to honor the victory than to capitalize on it?
That’s 289’s stand, and, with consultation from the brothers Mottram, the result is a new Captain Chaos tee. The Redskins team store sells shirts with the same moniker, but this one’s obviously better. Just look at the unruly hair and short shorts … It’s an ambiguously gay superhero! It’s an obnoxious Redskins fan! No, it’s Cooley Man!
Note that we’re not making a dime off of this, but, by acting now, you save $5 on the shirt with the code “thankyou.” Personally, I would’ve chosen “21shots,” but whatever. And for more from our friend 289, visit his design shop and behold the artwork floating atop this very website.
Topics: Chris Cooley, High Fashion, Redskins |
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September 19th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Dun dun DUNNNN!!
Captain Chaos wasn’t gay. He just liked satin and masks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Chaos
September 19th, 2007 at 10:45 am
I think we’ve officially alienated about 75% of our readership. If the Skins keep winning divisional road games, our only readers will be 289, Hogshaven and our parents.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:58 am
That’s a fair trade.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Ah, but you’re GAINING readers too. Praise Gibbs!