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Skins Win: Chris Cooley Scores TD, We Go Absolutely Ballistic
By Chris Mottram | September 18, 2007
A buddy of mine was awesome enough to host a Skins party yesterday for the big game. He stocked his kegerator with fresh Miller and his bar with Jager, made several dips (one of which incorporated my three favorite food groups: ground beef, cheese and cream cheese), about 20 pounds of chili, and chicken wings.
The drinking began around 4:30 so by the time Chris Cooley caught the game’s first touchdown (which turned out to be exactly one more than the Eagles scored all night) at the end of the first half, we were not sober at all. This video (with Sean Taylor bonus clip) will set the scene on the field, and after the jump you can see our reaction as my friend picked the right time to turn on the camcorder:
You might wanna turn your volume down first … this one gets kinda loud:
I believe that was me who yelled, “Cooley, I love you! I wanna have your babies!” And that was our gracious host who was giving Reid the finger and yelling “f— you!”
Needless to say, the women in the house were quite scared. And totally turned on.
Topics: NFL, Chris Cooley, Absurd Video, Philly Sucks, Redskins |
12 Responses to “Skins Win: Chris Cooley Scores TD, We Go Absolutely Ballistic”
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September 18th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
You know how I know you’re from Virginia?
September 18th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Cause we know how to f’ing party?
That clip was nothing compared to when Landry broke up the 4th down play at the end, but there’s no video evidence of that. Which is probably for the best.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I wanna have your babies!
You totally stole that line from me.
September 18th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
I shit my pants.
September 18th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
That must’ve been a bit off-putting to others around you.
September 18th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Chris,
I’m anti-social with bad hygiene. I watch the games in my basement and lock all the doors so that people cannot interrupt me. I, too, have great dip to go along with my game though.
Video of the shitting will be up as soon as I can find my camcorder.
September 18th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
This is like a snuff film and personally feel violated by Chris. Get out of my dreams!
September 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Personally I feel.
September 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
We had a similar party at my house. But I totally forgot to put Andy Reid in his place like your buddy did. Kicking myself right now.
September 18th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I don’t think anyone is capable of putting Reid in his place quite like my buddy.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:53 am
A lesson in coaching, and Joe Gibbs after 1992 just don’t sound right together.
Joe Bugel threw a mighty tantrum, and that’s why the call was made.
Get it right or pay the price, Mottrams.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I live in Oregon and I do not know any other Redskin fans out here. Watching this video makes me think “DAMN IT, I’m lonely out here”.