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  • « West Va.’s Dingle-Berry Hangs Together | Home | The Orioles Explore the Depths of Hell »

    Chris ‘Capt. Chaos’ Cooley Keeps it Real

    By Chris Mottram | September 16, 2007

    Redskins tight Chris Cooley is just like you and I. He puts his short-shorts on one leg at a time, he marries cheerleaders, he receives VIP treatment at stripclubs, and he deposits his $9 million checks at the drive-through:

    Cooley is being chided by teammates for depositing his recent $9 million signing bonus check at a drive-through lane of a Leesburg bank. Cooley said the transaction did not surprise the teller. “She just took a little bit longer to come back out,” he said.

    Yeah, I can totally relate. The sexy lady teller is always quite impressed when I roll up with my $52 ad revenue check from sports blogging.

    Topics: NFL, Chris Cooley, Redskins |

    One Response to “Chris ‘Capt. Chaos’ Cooley Keeps it Real”

    1. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      September 17th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

      Worlds better than my $5.82 ad revenue check.

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