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You Stay Classy Pam Anderson
By Chris Mottram | September 14, 2007
$250,000 to receive sexual favors from Pam Anderson seems a bit steep, seeing as 60% of the Earth is water and the other 40% has had sex with Pam, but that might be exactly what poker pro Antonio Esfandiari did:
“I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It’s so romantic. It’s romance.” … Anderson claims she lost $250,000 in a poker game and was offered an “Indecent Proposal”-like out to clear the debt.
I won’t pretend to understand what the hell women consider romantic, mostly because I don’t really care, but I’m fairly certain that charging for sex is not romance. There’s actually another word for that: “Prostitution.” Anyway, if it’s true, nice work Antonio, and don’t forget to wrap it up, buddy.
(Spotted on the always sexy Sports by Brooks)
Topics: Opposite Sex, Poker |
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September 14th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Wonder if Kid Rock has the bizzalls to slap this dude around.
He’ll drop a million dollars on your head and go win it back at the Bellagio.
September 14th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Wait, I thought the other 40% was covered by Smoot?
September 14th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I’m sure Smoot has Pammy covered, double time!