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    Colt Brennan, Please Step Aside

    By Chris Mottram | September 10, 2007

    Word is that next year there’s some sort of athletic competition going on called the “Olympics.” I believe this is when normally irrelevant sports suddenly become important because there is gold at stake. I may be off-base on that, but certainly the Chinese could help clarify. They seem to be stoked out of their freakin’ skulls for the big event, which is a year away. How do I know this? Peep their noggins, thanks to 100% Injury Rate:

    Clearly, Colt Brennan has a lot of catching up to do in the hair department, but at least he plays football as opposed to jogging around a track. Apparently, they just run for an extended period of time.

    Speaking of Brennan, he passed for 500+ more yards and four TDs on Saturday. He’s on pace for nearly 6,000 yards and 60 TDs. No biggie.

    Topics: College Football, High Fashion |

    2 Responses to “Colt Brennan, Please Step Aside”

    1. bstone Says:
      September 10th, 2007 at 10:41 am

      You know who gets no love? Tim Tebow, that’s who. He’s so underrated.

      Seriously though, Chase Holbrook of New Mexico State really doesn’t get any love. If he had the weapons that Brennan, Harrell or Brohm did, he’d own every single NCAA record.

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      September 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am

      I’ve never heard of this Chase Holbrook, so if nothing else, you got the “no love” part right.

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