You may recall that I asked for readers to add me on Facebook, MySpace, etc. a while back. Since then, it’s like being a pretty girl on the first day of school, with friend requests assaulting the inbox (not really). So why not introduce my new amigos? First up, The Dead Tree Crew.
Yes, that DTC. The Redskins tailgating posse that Deadspin brought to light with the words, “White people are so, so scary.” The dudes who heckled me at last season’s opener for wearing a homemade Sean Taylor jersey. The all-around American badasses living and breathing the motto: “GO HARD OR GO THE F-CK HOME!”
Well, we’re boys now, at least on MySpace, but I’ll need to go shopping (you know, for kevlar and hot fitteds) before we actually meetup for real, as evidenced by the tasty pic above and those that follow the jump.
And for good measure, here’s the artistically menacing backside of that DTC bulletproof at the top of this post (note the gloves):