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Mr. Mister Alexander Probably Loves Him Some ‘Broken Wings’
By Chris Mottram | September 4, 2007
During last night’s Florida State-Clemson game, Jamie noticed an unusually awesome name on the Seminoles’ roster. It was freshman Mister Alexander:
One could only assume that Mister’s parents celebrate the entire collection of 80’s pop-ballad gurus Mr. Mister. They were huge in Aldine, Texas. That “Broken Wings” joint is just so hot. Even today, it’s a smash hit in waiting rooms everywhere.
As odd as that name is, it’s not even as weird as a certain Clemson fan, who tricks his infant into being a Tigers fan through the use of extremely high octaves. Keep messing with your baby’s mind like that and he just might end up slanging weed on the corner at three in the morning.
Topics: College Football, Music |
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September 5th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Too bad the Clemson baby is gonna wind up at Appalachian State.
It’s HOT HOT HOT!