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    Cristiano Ronaldo Knows How to Party

    By Chris Mottram | September 2, 2007

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    I’m vaguely familiar with who Cristiano Ronaldo is. Apparently, he’s a big deal soccer star for Manchester United (something about winning Premiership’s Player of the Year last season) and is worth about 40 million pounds. And he loves having orgies with hookers:

    Manchester United are to quiz star striker Cristiano Ronaldo after he invited hookers back to his home for a poolside orgy. The five girls traveled 60 miles by taxi from Leeds to Ronaldo’s home on the outskirts of Manchester to party with the players.

    Let’s see, only five hookers? I don’t know about that, man. If I had a house like Ronaldo’s, I might go for more like 12 hookers. I like to keep my hooker ratio at about one per every 5,000 square feet of property. Which is why my house parties consist of zero hookers.

    Topics: Futbol, Lucky Bastards |

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