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Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Maria Sharapova made her big ‘07 Open debut last night, and she did not disappoint. She came out in a red dress and then at one point proceeded to put on a sexy sideline show by spilling water all over her naughty bits. It certainly was on purpose, and was probably just for me.
Oh, right, [...]
Ten Questions for CBS Sports Columnist, ‘Dixieland Delight’ Author Clay Travis
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Dixieland Delight is the story of CBS Sports columnist, Tennessee fan and rainmaker Clay Travis, who visited all 12 SEC stadiums last fall to truly experience, understand and appreciate college football in the South. The resulting work is pure entertainment, even for a guy like me who lists college football fifth among sports and has [...]
Gilbert Arenas IS Chocolate Rain
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Two videos have been played ad nauseum on my computer this summer: Guidos going to the club in a Hyundai and Chocolate Rain. So, you can imagine how excited I was to read Gilbertology interpreting Chocolate Rain’s otherwise gibberish lyrics into a song about Agent Zero. A prime example:
“Build a tent and say the world [...]
Tiger’s Barkley Impersonation Is Spot On
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007I’m a big fan of anytime Tiger Woods comes close to doing something that makes him seem like a normal human. This is one of those times, plus the clips of Charles Barkley’s golf swing are just painful hilarity:
Happy Birthday to FanHouse’s NFL Dept.
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Over at my full-time J-O-B, FanHouse is celebrating the first anniversary of its NFL section. I was with them a year ago, following the hardest working, most rewarding summer of my career, and the evening of FanHouse’s first day was magnificent.
At home, reading posts by Stradley on Domanick Davis’ knee, Mantzouranis on Donte Stallworth to [...]
Miss Teen South Carolina Is ‘Everywhere Like Such As’ The Today Show
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007My brother Jamie alerted me to the fact that everyone’s favorite U.S. American was on The Today Show this morning. At first, I was gonna make fun of him for this, but I’d rather watch The Today Show than SportsCenter all morning, so I’ll back off.
Check out Miss Teen South Carolina attempting to explain her [...]
SportsCenter: One Part Vick, One Part Every Other Sporting Topic on Earth
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007In an effort to completely torture myself, I decided to watch all of this morning’s SportsCenter to determine the insane extent that ESPN is covering the Michael Vick case (apparently, he IS going to jail). The results reveal that less-is-more need not apply to the Worldwide Leader:
The show was 48 minutes without commercials, exactly 24 [...]
DeAngelo Hall’s Message for Ocho Cinco
Monday, August 27th, 2007Falcons corner DeAngelo Hall and Chad Johnson seem to have a trash talking love affair going on. Tonight, during the preseason game between the two, D’Hall shaved a special message into his head just for Ocho Cinco:
“I OWN U 85.” Man, these guys seem really broken up about Vick. I wish they’d lighten up and [...]
Young QBs Practice Their Blue Steel
Monday, August 27th, 2007Although nothing can ever top the male modeling photos of Tom Brady with random petting zoo animals, the latest GQ photo shoot comes close. The magazine’s September issue features Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, Tony Romo, Vince Young, Matt Leinart and Ben Roethlisberger:
“Not since the early days of Marino and Elway has the NFL showcased a [...]
That Fitted Rap Remix Is Hot, Son
Monday, August 27th, 2007You know the difference between the baseball version of The Nationals and the rap group The Nationals? The latter doesn’t have bats, they have straps. What they do have in common is that they are both The Nats, you can tell by the hats. This some gully ass shiz right here son, thanks to Agent [...]
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