Archive for August, 2007
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Wednesday, August 29th, 2007The 7th Floor Crew is great at degrading women, not so good at remembering their friends’ birthdays. On Saturday, Clinton Portis’ age will officially match his jersey number as he turns the big 2-6. But what do you get for the man who has everything (except for a healthy knee)? Apparently, nothing at all:
“These are […]
Jason Campbell Will Be Hurt All Season
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Let me tell you why starting the most important player on the Redskins roster in the team’s preseason finale is a bad idea: Jason Campbell has a bruised knee bone. Let me tell you something else: I have a bruised knee bone. And we happen to share the same doctor.
Yeah, my orthopedic specialist is also […]
The U.S. Open Is Quite Glamorous
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Maria Sharapova made her big ‘07 Open debut last night, and she did not disappoint. She came out in a red dress and then at one point proceeded to put on a sexy sideline show by spilling water all over her naughty bits. It certainly was on purpose, and was probably just for me.
Oh, right, […]
Ten Questions for CBS Sports Columnist, ‘Dixieland Delight’ Author Clay Travis
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Dixieland Delight is the story of CBS Sports columnist, Tennessee fan and rainmaker Clay Travis, who visited all 12 SEC stadiums last fall to truly experience, understand and appreciate college football in the South. The resulting work is pure entertainment, even for a guy like me who lists college football fifth among sports and has […]
Gilbert Arenas IS Chocolate Rain
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Two videos have been played ad nauseum on my computer this summer: Guidos going to the club in a Hyundai and Chocolate Rain. So, you can imagine how excited I was to read Gilbertology interpreting Chocolate Rain’s otherwise gibberish lyrics into a song about Agent Zero. A prime example:
“Build a tent and say the world […]
Tiger’s Barkley Impersonation Is Spot On
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007I’m a big fan of anytime Tiger Woods comes close to doing something that makes him seem like a normal human. This is one of those times, plus the clips of Charles Barkley’s golf swing are just painful hilarity:
Happy Birthday to FanHouse’s NFL Dept.
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Over at my full-time J-O-B, FanHouse is celebrating the first anniversary of its NFL section. I was with them a year ago, following the hardest working, most rewarding summer of my career, and the evening of FanHouse’s first day was magnificent.
At home, reading posts by Stradley on Domanick Davis’ knee, Mantzouranis on Donte Stallworth to […]
Miss Teen South Carolina Is ‘Everywhere Like Such As’ The Today Show
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007My brother Jamie alerted me to the fact that everyone’s favorite U.S. American was on The Today Show this morning. At first, I was gonna make fun of him for this, but I’d rather watch The Today Show than SportsCenter all morning, so I’ll back off.
Check out Miss Teen South Carolina attempting to explain her […]