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Miss Teen South Carolina Is ‘Everywhere Like Such As’ The Today Show
By Chris Mottram | August 28, 2007
My brother Jamie alerted me to the fact that everyone’s favorite U.S. American was on The Today Show this morning. At first, I was gonna make fun of him for this, but I’d rather watch The Today Show than SportsCenter all morning, so I’ll back off.
Check out Miss Teen South Carolina attempting to explain her ridiculous answer (click image to launch video player):
The highlight for me had to be this exchange:
Hot teen: “I am sitting here laughing at myself, thinking, ‘Is that really me standing up there answering that question?’”
Lauer: “It’s like an out of body experience.”
Hot teen: “Yeah, it’s like I’m not in my actual body.”
And feel free to insert distasteful and possibly illegal joke about being in her actual body here.
Update: Deadspin posts a link to her official website, which features tons of photos of her, you pervert. And after the jump, a hilarious map of Miss Teen South Carolina’s topics, via Morning Toast.
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7 Responses to “Miss Teen South Carolina Is ‘Everywhere Like Such As’ The Today Show”
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August 28th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I love that Lauer gave her a fist pound there near the end. Given the pound’s prevalence in today’s culture and our shared distaste for it, we should really start a new regular feature.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
And they bash Katie Couric? Robin Roberts > Entire cast of the Today show.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Did Ann Curry just say “Good girl you”?
August 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
No chance that was her first time seeing that video…
August 28th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
So am I supposed to be turned off by her lack of intelligence while I masturbate to her or not? I can never remember how this works.
August 28th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“I can never remember how this works.”
It’s two steps, repeated 50 times.
August 28th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
This comment section is getting waaaaaay too sexy.