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Gilbert Arenas IS Chocolate Rain
By Chris Mottram | August 28, 2007
Two videos have been played ad nauseum on my computer this summer: Guidos going to the club in a Hyundai and Chocolate Rain. So, you can imagine how excited I was to read Gilbertology interpreting Chocolate Rain’s otherwise gibberish lyrics into a song about Agent Zero. A prime example:
“Build a tent and say the world is dry”
The action of Gilbert Arenas haters when confronted with the overwhelming evidence supporting his on-court excellence. Sometimes it’s just easier for some people to live in their own little bubble (or tent in this case) of denial.
Actually, that lyric still makes no sense to me. But I love the effort. And so does Gilbert Arenas himself, who said as much on his blog:
Somebody made a mix of my highlights to Chocolate Rain. You have to see it. I love that song. I want Tay to make me a theme song.
Tay might be able to pull off a tight Gil theme, but I if I was gonna urge someone to do my theme, I’d holler at The Crank Squad.
Topics: Agent Zero, Wizards |
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August 28th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Untz, untz, untz…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
August 28th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I’m in love with the girl in the video by the way.
August 28th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Ah yes, 289, I’ve seen that. It’s a quality guido video too, but nothing compared to the Hyundai one (IMHO!).