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Vick Should Blame Them Damn Liberals!
By Chris Mottram | August 21, 2007
While scanning the Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s site, hoping to find some of Terence Moore’s “this case is divided on racial lines” madness that he was spewing on TV yesterday, I came across something called Falcons Vent. Apparently, this is where real life ATLiens can submit their profound thoughts about the Vick saga and have them posted online. Some of the greatest hits:
- Hope Vick holds onto the soap better than he did the football.
- If Mike had killed 20 unborn children he’d still be starting Sunday, but dogs have more rights. Gotta love this country, thanks liberals!!
- I will go one step further on Matt Schaub. He will join Brett Favre as the second former Falcon quarterback in the Hall of Fame.
- Michael, I am praying for you and remember Jesus loves you!
- I heard Mark Brunell is like the white, crippled version of Vick. We should trade for him, he’s awesome and Jesus loves him bunches too!*
- Hope y’all happy with your white quarterback now. I just know he’s smarter.
Just to make it clear: Joey Harrington isn’t smarter than Vick because he’s white, he’s smarter because he didn’t run an interstate dogfighting ring.
*Okay, so I made this one up, but I did actually submit it to the Vent. These people are in a vulnerable state and can be easily influenced.
11 Responses to “Vick Should Blame Them Damn Liberals!”
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August 22nd, 2007 at 8:56 am
“he’s smarter because he didn’t run an interstate dogfighting ring.”
Joey Harrington can’t even spell interstate
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:35 am
Maybe not, but he can play it ever so beautifully on the piano.
Makes you wonder though, if the Falcons go 500 with Joey, will Detroit riot?
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
This was really funny when I read it Sunday on Deadspin.
It seemed to have lost something since then.
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Hey Dick, all we do here is steal from Deadspin. Surprised you didn’t know that.
Sorry, I didn’t read Deadspin on Sunday, what with it being the weekend and all and me not being a total fucking loser, otherwise I would’ve stolen this sooner.
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Surprising, it was the Ladies… weekend, and well I know how much you love women who are into sports. I hope to God a woman doesn’t come along and have an opinion on Vick I know how much that sucks for you.
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Ah, I can see you’ve been reading Mr. I, no doubt to make sure we aren’t stealing from Deadspin.
All I said previously was that I don’t like watching football with girls. I actually love girls who are into sports. Keeps them not fat.
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Try again dick, the Ladies “post” was based on Fanhouse comments. Though Chris did break the Golden Rule of Blogging, only one site can cover a topic.
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Shit, 289, you mean I didn’t steal this from Deadspin?!
Fuck, I’m taking it down. Can you send me what Deadspin actually did so I can copy it and give Dick something to do?
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Try this one: http://deadspin.com/sports/chase-utley/my-long-nightmare-might-be-over-291066.php
August 23rd, 2007 at 12:02 am
oops, wrong link: http://deadspin.com/sports/i-think-that-i-shall-never-see%5Ca-poem-as-lovely-as-footbawl/oookie-agonistes-291062.php
August 23rd, 2007 at 12:35 am
When it comes to Vick (and his fans), there’s more than enough stupid to share.