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  • « ‘Do Da Math, Do Da Homework’ | Home | This Is Why Zidane Headbutted Materazzi »

    Young Family Has Great Hair, Nicknames

    By Chris Mottram | August 18, 2007

    Agent Stienz once again proves that it pays to be a blogger with an all-access pass. This time he’s released some photos he took of Dmitri “Da Meat Hook” Young’s sons. The youngest of which — whose nickname is “Damage” — is now sporting a mohawk that rivals his father’s old ‘fro:

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    That’s Damage striking an unsolicited pose on the left, and on the right, he prepares to fight the Phillies:

    “I also asked young Damon (age: eight) whether he has a nickname that can rival his father’s. ‘Damage,’ he told me. The name fits him. Soon, he had left the comfort of the Nats and invaded the Phillies’ warm-ups, attempting to wrassle various Phillies to the ground.”

    I’m not sure I approve of Damage fraternizing with the Phillies, unless of course he really was trying to hurt them. I have no doubt that he could kick Jimmy Rollins’ ass.

    BONUS: Da Meat Hook is like a bowling ball of athletic ability.

    Topics: Agent Steinz, Dmitri Young, Nationals |

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