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Tom Brady Man-Crush Hits New Heights
By Chris Mottram | August 17, 2007
My brother Jamie – the other, perhaps better half, of this site – was invited to participate in Kissing Suzy Kolber’s fantasy league (I guess my invite was lost in the mail). The draft was held in D.C. at a location bloggers are familiar with, and naturally, Jamie showed off his superior knowledge by drafting Tom Brady in the third round.
Sound pick, right? I guess I didn’t mention that he had already selected Carson Palmer in the second round. I imagine Jamie’s thought process was something like this: “Hmmm, let’s see here, who’s still on the board? Should I take Roy Williams? Nah, too early to take a wide receiver. Cadillac? Too obvious. Antonio Gates? Overrated. OMG Tom Brady is available!? I already have Carson, but shit, he’s such a fucking dreamboat. These guys are gonna give me shit, I know it, but fuck, he’s so classically handsome. I’d be crazy not to draft him, right? I wonder if I can handcuff this pick by taking Becks in round four. Mmm … Becks, Brady, me, handcuffs. Oh god, I can’t stand up right now.”
Of course, this should come as no surprise. We are talking about the same person who took Clinton Portis with the fifth overall pick last year after he had separated his shoulder.
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Update: Fark puts this Brady Photoshop job to shame.
Topics: Fantasy Football, Mottram Rules | 5 Comments »
August 17th, 2007 at 8:46 AM
Chris, your invitation was not lost in the mail. Gallo’s restraining order just made the logistics impossible.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:45 PM
That guy’s a whore.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:45 PM
I’ll have you know that Portis wasn’t having a bad fantasy season last year until going down with a separate injury.
I can’t dispute the other stuff though.
August 17th, 2007 at 2:36 PM
Ladell Betts is scrumptious.
September 7th, 2007 at 11:16 AM
tom brady is one of the main reasons i give a damn about football. i hate to act so teenage girly, but … what a beautiful man.