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‘Do Da Math, Do Da Homework’
By Chris Mottram | August 17, 2007
This has absolutely nothing to do with sports (other than one man’s love for booze, and another’s love for swinging clubs at people), but it’s a slow sports day god dammit, and this shit is hilarious:
“Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face. Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.”
In print form, the story is only mildly entertaining, but the article from our sophisticated brethren to the west features video of the “alleged” duct tape bandit. He offers a compelling defense at the 1:20 mark that is just about the most hilarious thing ever.
(Offerman slide show stolen from Deadspin)
Update: Holy shit, there’s a ‘Not No Duct Tape Bandit’ remix on YouTube.
Topics: Absurd Video, Irrelevance | 1 Comment »
August 17th, 2007 at 1:44 PM
damn. that is some seriously funny ass shit right there.