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    Sophie Simone Cortina Be Thy Name

    By Chris Mottram | August 16, 2007

    Finally a young lady has arrived at ESPN to someday save us all from the evil stare of that ice queen Rachel Nichols. Sophie Cortina has been hired by the Worldwide Leader to hold a mic and look hot. I’m not sure if she can handle the first part, but she has the second quality down pretty well:

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    As Awful Announcing points out, her first assignment is to cover the Little League World Series. Hopefully her next assignment is to kill Nichols. Seriously, that vampire haunts my dreams.

    See Also: Big Picture’s Meet Sophie Simone Cortina. It left me ROFLMAO.

    Topics: Opposite Sex, ESPN's Finest |

    2 Responses to “Sophie Simone Cortina Be Thy Name”

    1. odessasteps Says:
      August 16th, 2007 at 9:43 pm

      I’ve been a fan of Rachel since way back when she covered the caps and appeared on the precursor to WPL, the wapo tv show on HTS hosted by george solomon.

      I think that was about 5 hair colors ago for Mike Nichols’ daughter-in-law.

    2. crucifictorious Says:
      August 21st, 2007 at 1:05 am

      It wasn’t exactly Frost interviewing Nixon, but Cortina delivers on all counts. The highlight is pretty cool, too.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJX_Nk-czrM

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