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That Fitted Is Hot, Son:
Take Me to Another Place Edition
By Chris Mottram | August 15, 2007
This week’s fitteds features three hot lids that will make you feel like you’re somewhere else, because shit, sometimes chillin’ in your momma’s suburban basement just ain’t all that hot, son.
First up is a 59Fifty that you can go ahead and wear on casual Friday, and will make you feel like you’re on a tropical island with your imaginary girlfriend. It says, “I like the Yankees, but flowers can be pretty tight too.” It’s the “Hawaiian Flower” hat, which is from the “Ill Material Product” series by – and I can’t make this up – Fuctard:
You remember how all your homies went to Iraq after high school, but you were too much of a pussy gangsta for that shit? Well now you can feel like you’re side-by-side with them, fighting the evil-doers in this hot camo joint. But this ain’t your basic camo cap: “A trained eye, or a closer look, reveals the skyline, as well as argyle, that hides within the camouflage.” Argyle, son! Shit is hot:
Finally, there is a fitted that will take you back to that time you got pulled over because the tint in your ’93 Crown Vic was too dark and the man found half an 1/8th of shwag in your headliner. Thumb printing at the station was whack, but now you done flipped it into something hot with the “Thumbprints” New Era:
Bonus Goods, Son: Our little brother Beef is the only Mottram cool enough to pull off wearing a hot fitted, although his hat is actually tight.
Unsilent Majority sent me a link to these hot fitteds at Major in D.C. Less than a week later, my friend Mike the Mandellionaire shows up to poker wearing the purple one. True story.
Previously on That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Inaugural Edition | C-Notes Edition | Kaleidoscope of Gangsta Edition
Topics: High Fashion, Hot Fitteds | 4 Comments »
August 15th, 2007 at 1:54 PM
Yo, son – that Sox cap is like a motherfuckin’ Rorschach thumb blot test.
I see seagulls taking a shit in front of a cliff.
Bo! Bo! Bo!
August 15th, 2007 at 2:14 PM
Wow, the story of the entire Cuban revolution in just three hats.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:56 PM
Camo and Argyle?
That’s like mixing peanut butter and fish.
August 15th, 2007 at 7:26 PM
Camo and argyle, that shit is SICK!! It’ll be perfect for my mud wrestling trip to colonial Williamsburg. No one will see me coming.