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    My Brother Chris, the Great Outdoorsman

    By Jamie Mottram | August 15, 2007

    master-baiter.jpgChris is widely known as a purveyor of hot fitteds, son, but what he doesn’t let on about is his sorted past with the trucker hat. Case in point, that old beaut on the right that he broke out during the fishing portions of our family trip to western MD. You can’t find that at Urban Outfitters, no.

    And on the subject of fish, there are none in Deep Creek Lake. We determined this after seven hours on a party barge pontoon boat with five rods and nary a nibble. Of course, the look in Chris’s eye may have scared them off. I know it has that effect on women.

    Topics: High Fashion, Mottram Rules |

    One Response to “My Brother Chris, the Great Outdoorsman”

    1. Chris Mottram Says:
      August 15th, 2007 at 10:46 am

      Just so we’re clear: I bought that hat a) before it was “cool” to wear trucker hats, b) at a chruch-run thrift story in Harrisonburg, VA for exactly 50 cents in 2001.

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