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    Sadly, Chris Cooley Doesn’t Have
    The Best Hair in Football

    By Chris Mottram | August 14, 2007

    Jonathan Antin would be so proud of me.

    I occasionally build photo galleries for FanHouse, not so much because Jamie forces me through brutal tactics, but more so because I get paid by AOL to do so. Being a Mottram, I know a thing or two about great hair, so last night I put together a collection of the best hair styles in the NFL. It was painstakingly thorough (I went through every single player’s mug shot), but I think the end result is pretty epic.

    The winner in my humble opinion is Chiefs’ rookie linebacker Nick Reid:

    He looks like fucking Hermes (or you might know him as Mercury).

     

    Topics: Chris Cooley, High Fashion | 4 Comments »

    4 Responses to “Sadly, Chris Cooley Doesn’t Have
    The Best Hair in Football”

    1. mandellionaire Says:
      August 14th, 2007 at 10:40 PM

      Cory Ohnesorge looks like he’s waiting for a football to be extracted from his butt. Can I say butt? If not, sorry. If so, butt.

      Noische Hermes reference.

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      August 14th, 2007 at 10:45 PM

      Actually, you can say “ass,” but not “butt.” Sorry.

    3. Jamie Mottram Says:
      August 14th, 2007 at 10:53 PM

      I really hope Mandell continues commenting here.

    4. mandellionaire Says:
      August 15th, 2007 at 2:47 AM

      It’s Mandellionaire.

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