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Sadly, Chris Cooley Doesn’t Have
The Best Hair in Football

By Chris Mottram | August 14, 2007

Jonathan Antin would be so proud of me.

I occasionally build photo galleries for FanHouse, not so much because Jamie forces me through brutal tactics, but more so because I get paid by AOL to do so. Being a Mottram, I know a thing or two about great hair, so last night I put together a collection of the best hair styles in the NFL. It was painstakingly thorough (I went through every single player’s mug shot), but I think the end result is pretty epic.

The winner in my humble opinion is Chiefs’ rookie linebacker Nick Reid:

He looks like fucking Hermes (or you might know him as Mercury).

Topics: Chris Cooley, High Fashion |

4 Responses to “Sadly, Chris Cooley Doesn’t Have
The Best Hair in Football”

1. mandellionaire Says:
   August 14th, 2007 at 10:40 pm

   Cory Ohnesorge looks like he’s waiting for a football to be extracted from his butt. Can I say butt? If not, sorry. If so, butt.

   Noische Hermes reference.

2. Chris Mottram Says:
   August 14th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

   Actually, you can say “ass,” but not “butt.” Sorry.

3. Jamie Mottram Says:
   August 14th, 2007 at 10:53 pm

   I really hope Mandell continues commenting here.

4. mandellionaire Says:
   August 15th, 2007 at 2:47 am

   It’s Mandellionaire.

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