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Brian Urlacher > Bret Michaels
By Chris Mottram | August 13, 2007
It was just two short weeks ago that the the startling revelation (using that term loosely) was made right here on Mr. I that Erin from Rock of Love is indeed the same girl whose chesticle was attached to Brian Urlacher’s right hand in this infamous photo:
But now Erin is off the show after Bret Michaels — who shockingly loves the Steelers — chose Heather, the 30-something stripper exotic dancer, over her. Erin didn’t leave without some final air time, however. On her way out she hinted at the fact that she has known Urlacher in the biblical sense, or at the very least, enjoys pleasuring celebrities.
See, Erin was upset because Justin Timberlake was going to be at the club where she waitresses (OMG!), but she was stuck in the house with 10 other whores and a douchebag, and thus would be unable to serve (in more ways than one) J.T. Michaels subsequently gave Urlacher’s girl the boot for being upset about it. Makes perfect sense, I know.
Anywho, as Erin is taking the walk of shame, Heather calls her a “starfucker.” Erin’s response: “I’ve had bigger and better stars than Bret Michaels.” Does Urlacher qualify as bigger and better than Michaels? That’s up for debate, but he certainly has never worn an outfit this fabulous.
Topics: Irrelevance, Lucky Bastards |
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