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That Fitted Is Hot, Son:
Kaleidoscope of Gangsta Edition
By Chris Mottram | August 7, 2007
It’s that time yet again when I bring you the hottest fitteds so you can gets straight to coppin’ them thangs and looking fresh instead of wasting time scouring the web.
Today’s fitteds feature mad colors, son. The hottest part about wearing a hat with every hue in the color wheel is that you can rock shirts other than your white T with them, although we all know that white T’s and hot fitteds go together like 40s and OJ.
Without further ado, allow me to present “The Grand Marquee.” And it is grandiose indeed. According to Strictly Fitteds “the use of slightly raised embroidery is a great call by NEW ERA because the wording on the cap is forceful, but remains tasteful.” Yep, it sure is tasteful, no doubt about that:
The second fitted that will soon reside in your closet is the “Gumball.” This fitted would go perfectly with that pink Pedro Martinez Expos throwback you’ve been waiting to debut, or maybe your Curt Schilling green Red Sox jerz. Either one would be a good call:
Finally, there is the “Splatter” hat, which comes in several different styles, all of which are tight. My favorite thing about this fitted is that you could rock that thang to help your friend paint his crib, and it would come out even fresher than it was going in:
And don’t forget, no matter what size your dome piece is, Hat Land has a fitted perfectly sized to cover both your ears:
Previously: That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Inaugural Edition and That Fitted Is Hot, Son: C-Notes Edition
Topics: Hot Fitteds, High Fashion |
5 Responses to “That Fitted Is Hot, Son:
Kaleidoscope of Gangsta Edition”
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August 7th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Is it a true fitted if it’s not a New Era?
August 7th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Wow, 289, I’d never considered that. I’d say yes, but as you can tell, I don’t know shit about fitted hats.
August 7th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
That expos hat is the most ballinist shit evah!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Can you please get your brother to wear one of these on The Blog Show?
Please?
It could be in the same segment as Cheese of the Week. At least show a picture of it, otherwise you’d have to actually purchase them. And no one in their right mind would do that.
“Hot fitted hat of the week, son”
I’ll be waiting.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Those things are destined for Marshalls/TJ Maxx, and after that, the thrift store. Then, if they’re lucky, they’ll end up on the heads of house painters and blend right in.