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Ocho Cinco Gets His ‘Sex Back’
By Chris Mottram | August 6, 2007
Once again, Peter King proves that he is the overlord of all dorks. The only reason I ever look through his MMQB column is to find unintentional hilarity, usually stemming from his complete disconnect with the rest of the normal universe. Today was no exception:
Chad Johnson: “I tried it everybody else’s way. Now I’m going back to my way. I’ve got my sex back.”
Peter King: “What? ‘I’ve got my sex back?’”
Chad Johnson: “No, no, no. I’ve got my sexy back. That means, I’ve got me back, I’ve got my own way back.”
Is it possible that Peter King isn’t familiar with the song “Sexy Back”? I usually wish I’d never heard that song, and certainly hope I never hear it again, but I find it completely impossible for any living human to have not heard that horrible song at least 28 times. Even deaf people hate that shit.
As for Chad, I’m really glad he’s decided to bring his personal sexy back, and realizes that it won’t hurt to do something absolutely outrageous after he scores his first TD this season.
Topics: Chad Johnson, Peter King |
3 Responses to “Ocho Cinco Gets His ‘Sex Back’”
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August 7th, 2007 at 8:51 am
I wish badly for that wonderful photo to come true. Where’d you get it?
Also, I remember being in the car with you the first time you heard “Sexy Back,” and you said something like, “Girls are going to love this.”
August 7th, 2007 at 11:03 am
I’m an idiot
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/new-orleans-you-havent-seen.html
August 9th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Even deaf people hate that shit.
So true.