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Rabach Has Big Balls, Just Ask Jansen
By Chris Mottram | August 4, 2007
Yesterday, Jamie touched on the fact that all the ‘Skins players ride to practice in a bus, except for Jon Jansen, who has an RV. Now we know what Jansen uses this RV for:
“Neither [offensive linemen Jansen or Casey Rabach] would comment on the large RV they are renting which is parked in the back of the lot at Redskins park.. They go in there together in between practices and do undesirable things.. Rabach has a penchant for showing off his nuts in the locker room and did so while we were talking to them.. Larry asked about Rabach’s “brain,” to which he explained how much work he has put into increasing the size of his ballsack.. Jansen agreed that Rabach has one of the largest ballsacks he’s ever seen.”
Wow. I have a couple of immediate reactions (aside from “wow”). First, how does one go about increasing the size of one’s ballsack? Second, what other “undesirable things” are these two doing in the RV? Actually, nevermind, I don’t wanna know the answer to either of those questions.
And for the record, the only acceptable way to show your nuts to another male is by wearing a texas belt buckle.
(Hand shakes to With Leather and Deuce of Davenport.)
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August 6th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
This is one of the best stories to hit D.C in a long, long time. Good stuff.