Archive for August, 2007
« Previous EntriesYankees Love Them Some Chesney
Friday, August 31st, 2007Country/pop superstar Kenny Chesney has been romantically linked to sexy athletes such as Peyton Manning, but it seems he may have redirected his man-love towards the Yankees. At last night’s concert at MSG, the ambiguously gay cowboy brought out some of the Yanks to sing some song I’m familiar with because my mom loves this [...]
Cole Hamels Disrespects Philly Fans
Friday, August 31st, 2007Michael Milici, who happens to be one of about two people I know from Philly who I don’t want to kill, went where no blogger has gone before. He interviewed pitching stud and all around dreamboat Cole Hamels over at Bugs & Cranks. It’s great stuff, but there is one part in particular that intrigued [...]
Sean Taylor + LaRon Landry = ‘Area 51′
Friday, August 31st, 2007I own ‘Free Sean Taylor’ and have written about ‘LaRon Means The Ron’, so it’s only natural that I’d mention Deuce of Davenport’s new t-shirt celebrating DC’s safety tandem, ‘Area 51′. (Because ST’s jersey is 21 and LL’s is 30, get it?)
The nickname and apparel are necessary because the NFL hasn’t seen a pair like [...]
LSU Plays Tonight: Let’s Dance!
Thursday, August 30th, 2007If there is anything we’ve learned this week, it’s that the SEC likes their football, and they love to party. And for whatever reason, LSU fans seem to have a penchant for dancing. Lots and lots of dancing. So, in honor of college football’s kick-off tonight, may I present to you some of the [...]
High School Student Pulls Off the Yale Prank, Gets Suspended
Thursday, August 30th, 2007It was about a year ago that a group of incredible dorks geniuses pulled off a prank in which they managed to get four sections of Harvard football fans to hold up signs which spelled out “We Suck.” Last week, a 17-year-old high school student in Ohio did the same thing:
Kyle Garchar, a senior [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: Whack Thangs That Done Turned Tight Edition
Thursday, August 30th, 2007There is a mess of whack shiz in this world that usually ain’t never gonna be tight. Like such as jobs, girls who wanna make-out first, one size fits all, pigs … you grasp the concept. But then, there are some peoples who is so smart that they can take something totally lunchin’ and make [...]
‘Federer, You Ain’t Sh-t, Isner Owns You!’
Thursday, August 30th, 2007John Isner, American tennis’s biggest (6′9″) and most exciting men’s prospect, has won his first two US Open matches to set up a third round faceoff with the man in black himself, Roger Federer. Coincidentally, as mentioned here weeks ago, there’s a months-old Facebook group titled “Federer, you ain’t sh-t, John Isner owns you!!” that’s [...]
Ten Questions With Maryland Football Fans Brad Parker and Andy Peden
Thursday, August 30th, 2007To quote Chris’ favorite line from Wedding Crashers, “Crabcakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!” Since we know plenty about the former and not so much about the latter (at least as it pertains to the University of Maryland), I peppered the two biggest Terps fans I know for this season’s football forecast.
The first is [...]
Clinton Portis’ Teammates Are the Worst
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007The 7th Floor Crew is great at degrading women, not so good at remembering their friends’ birthdays. On Saturday, Clinton Portis’ age will officially match his jersey number as he turns the big 2-6. But what do you get for the man who has everything (except for a healthy knee)? Apparently, nothing at all:
“These are [...]
Jason Campbell Will Be Hurt All Season
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Let me tell you why starting the most important player on the Redskins roster in the team’s preseason finale is a bad idea: Jason Campbell has a bruised knee bone. Let me tell you something else: I have a bruised knee bone. And we happen to share the same doctor.
Yeah, my orthopedic specialist is also [...]