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Beware When Dating Girls Who Like NFL
By Chris Mottram | July 27, 2007
I used to think the idea of dating a girl who was a die-hard Redskins fan sounded so great. But as I’ve grown to the ripe old age of 25, I realize that being around girls who think they know anything about football (or even worse, actually do know anything about football) is just really, really annoying. It’s best if she simply understands that Sunday is sacred, unless the ‘Skins are playing on MNF or Thursday, and to please allow me to go to the home of whichever friend happens to have the biggest HDTV and the most beer and let me be miserable when they inevitably lose.
Having said all that, it’s good to know what I’m getting into if I end up dating a girl who isn’t a ‘Skins fan at all. Some site called Datehole (I wasn’t previously familiar with it) has put together a nice little PSA based on which NFC team your potential girlfriend roots for. An example:
Bears:
“Explain that should she get pregnant during your time together it’s almost certainly not your child and she should stop watching Rextasy lest she get knocked up again.”
So, you get the idea. It’s not the greatest thing ever posted on the internet, but it did give me an excuse to point to my all-time favorite KSK post.
Topics: Opposite Sex, Redskins | 3 Comments »
July 27th, 2007 at 3:47 PM
Fox should give a sideline reporter job to F**k Da Eagles Heather. She’d be infinitely better than Siragusa.
March 14th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
:) agreed with Jamie
May 25th, 2012 at 1:49 AM
I love you