Archive for July, 2007
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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Former closer Rod Beck died on June 23. He was known to use cocaine on a daily basis, and a police report released tonight paints a clearer picture of the kind of lifestyle he was into:
“In a case on the bedroom floor, ‘four small canisters contained a white powdery residue of suspected cocaine [were […]
Urlacher Tit Grab Girl Is on ‘Rock of Love’
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007If you don’t watch VH1’s “Rock of Love,” then you totally need to start. Think “Flavor of Love,” but with Bret Michaels. A bunch of idiots with a bunch of booze, ill-fitting clothes, stipper poles, and swimming pools. It’s truly fantastic.
Anyway, I have made an amazing connection: The girl in the world-famous Brian Urlacher photo […]
Tony Stewart Fined $25,000 for ‘Bullshit’
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007I know you watch NASCAR, and I know you love it because you’re a god damn red-blooded American, but for all our Canadian fans, check out Tony Stewart’s post-race interview at Indy on Sunday:
That “expletive” done cost No. 20 a cool $25,000 and 25 points in the Chase (which pretty much means nothing to […]
William Shatner + Tom Kelly = Orioles Manager Dave Trembley
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007I’d never heard of Dave Trembley until the day he became Baltimore’s interim manager. He was and is a no-name, a no-name who’s gone 20-15 during his first 35 games on the job, 40% better than Sam Perlozzo did with the same sorry lot before he got canned.
It’s with this modest emergence that folks are […]
Jason Campbell’s NFL.com TV Spot
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Another reason, aside from the return of vertical passing, to be thankful for the demise of Mark Brunell: JC-17 commercials! First was his Eastern’s ad, and now this one for NFL.com fantasy football, which comes very highly recommended (Hogs Haven via FanHouse).
What is his fantasy value, you ask? He’s a solid No. 2 who’ll throw […]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: C-Notes Edition
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Because of the overwhelming demand for me to continue “That Fitted Is Hot, Son” (and by “overwhelming,” I mean one person said to keep it going, which is enough), I’ve decided to bring some more of the freshest lids you can purchase if you wanna look absolutely ridiculous. The theme this week: I’m effing rich, […]
Cal Gets Emo, Performs Magic
Monday, July 30th, 2007At the risk of being blasphemous, I wasn’t a big fan of Cal’s induction speech yesterday. It was just a little too preachy for my taste. I could’ve gone for a little more about his career, and a little less about the importance of helping kids develop. I don’t care about kids, I care about […]
KG’s ‘Tears of Pain’ Heading to Boston
Monday, July 30th, 2007The Eastern Conference may have a new contender as it seems Kevin Garnett has been dealt to the C’s for Al Jefferson, Ryan Gomes, Gerald Green, Sebastian Telfair, Theo Ratliff and a No. 1 pick. That’s quite a package, one that mortgages Boston’s future in exchange for a short-lived shot at glory with KG, […]
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