Smoot was arrested for DUI and wet himself at the station. [Washingtonian]
Update: Fred Smoot’s lawyer disputes that Fred Smoot wet himself.
Caps lost 4-1 at home to Montreal. They’re now 0-3 and -8. [Japers’ Rink]
Top defensive duo Karl Alzner and John Carlson are struggling. [RMNB]
Matt Hendricks got into another fight, this time a loss. [Caps Outsider]
Ex-Cap Mike Knuble signed one-year deal with Philly, damn it. [RMNB]
The Nats are going to unveil a fifth Racing President tomorrow. [Bog]
Looking at how the Nats could win 110 games in 2013. [Nats Baseball]
Our old friend Nyjer Morgan is going to play in Japan. [Big League Stew]
O’s sign SP Jair Jurrjens to a one-year deal. Interesting. [Camden Chat]
Leonsis hopes Wiz go .500 the rest of the way. Great expectations. [Bog]
Fatpickle
January 25, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Best use of a Billy Madison line ever, thank you Fred Smoot.
Wcked Pixels
January 25, 2013 at 7:22 PM
“75 percent of the world is covered by water; the rest is covered by Smoot.”
Well that’s just gross.
Billy
January 26, 2013 at 9:30 PM
This is the most incredible blog headline I’ve seen in my days. Thank you.