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DMV: If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Consider Fred Smoot Miles Davis

Smoot was arrested for DUI and wet himself at the station. [Washingtonian]

Update: Fred Smoot’s lawyer disputes that Fred Smoot wet himself.

Caps lost 4-1 at home to Montreal. They’re now 0-3 and -8. [Japers’ Rink]

Top defensive duo Karl Alzner and John Carlson are struggling. [RMNB]

Matt Hendricks got into another fight, this time a loss. [Caps Outsider]

Ex-Cap Mike Knuble signed one-year deal with Philly, damn it. [RMNB]

The Nats are going to unveil a fifth Racing President tomorrow. [Bog]

Looking at how the Nats could win 110 games in 2013. [Nats Baseball]

Our old friend Nyjer Morgan is going to play in Japan. [Big League Stew]

O’s sign SP Jair Jurrjens to a one-year deal. Interesting. [Camden Chat]

Leonsis hopes Wiz go .500 the rest of the way. Great expectations. [Bog]

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.

3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Fatpickle

    January 25, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    Best use of a Billy Madison line ever, thank you Fred Smoot.

  2. Wcked Pixels

    January 25, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    “75 percent of the world is covered by water; the rest is covered by Smoot.”

    Well that’s just gross.

  3. Billy

    January 26, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    This is the most incredible blog headline I’ve seen in my days. Thank you.

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