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DMV: Randy Johnson Seeks 300 in D.C.

I’ll be handling DMV every morning this week while Jamie is in Cali for official Yahoo! business. Expect a marked decrease in links and effort.

Boz, Nats players discuss Randy Johnson’s career and his quest for win No. 300 tonight at Nats Park. If you’re into watching washed up opposing players make history against your incredibly inept team, then you should totally think about going. [Washington Post]

Last night the Nats managed to take a lead against the only bullpen as shitty as theirs, after which their shitty bullpen was able to maintain it. See, St. Claire was the problem. [Federal Baseball]

Grim news for The Jesus: He’s out at least three months, perhaps all season. [Nationals Journal]

In Seattle, O’s get Bedarded, lose 8-2. [Baltimore Sun]

Wieters Watch: 1-3 with a walk. Now batting .167. [Box score]

Brady Anderson, rollerblading aficionado and ex-Oriole, defends Peter Angelos because he’s nice to his players and is the son of Greek immigrants. Makes sense. [Baltimore Sun]

More on Hunter Smith, perhaps the most important offseason acquisition the Skins made. [Washington Times]

Obama picks the Lakers to win the Finals in six. DONT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MAKE BASKETBALL PREDICTIONS SOCIALIST!!11!!!1 []

Today: S.F.-Nationals (7:05); Orioles-Seattle (10:10); Monfils-Federer, French quarters (starting shortly)

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.

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  1. Jamie Mottram

    June 3, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    “Bedarded” is funny.

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