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DMV: Now Haynesworth’s Getting Fresh

One night after Brandon Banks was cut in a knife fight, Albert Haynesworth allegedly sexually abused a waitress at the W Hotel. In this case, “sexual abuse” means sticking “a credit card in her blouse in the breast area” before caressing “her breast.” [NBC Washington]

Brandon Banks is still in the hospital, by the way. [Redskins Insider]

Caps kick off five-game road trip with 3-2 loss at Phoenix. [Japers’ Rink]

Mike Green is still out with “inner ear trauma.” [Caps Insider]

The Nats’ ace is Livan Hernandez, and that’s a problem [Nats Baseball]

Chien-Ming Wang will likely start the season on the DL. [Nats Journal]

One-time Nats catcher of the future Jesus Flores is back. [Nats Journal]

An encyclopedic history of Nats facial hair. [Nats Inquisition]

Fact or fiction: Two guys who got stuck in Camden Yards. [Deadspin]

Words and pics from the Wiz’ merry road-win celebration. [Bog]

Troop 41’s “Do the John Wall” is on the Billboard Hot 100. [Bullets Forever]

George Mason got half of its AP votes from DMV-area writers. [Bog]

Maryland’s 2011 football schedule is action-packed. [Testudo Times]

How the last five actual Mr. Irrelevants are doing. [Yahoo! Sports]

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.



  1. Bob

    February 15, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    His hand slipped

  2. horseydeucey

    February 15, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    …and passed out on the softest thing(s) it could find.

  3. donkey donk

    February 15, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Just read that apparently Banks and his homey may have started the fight and the stabber was doing so in self defense.

    Oh boy.

  4. Terps77

    February 15, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Be nice if Caps played hockey as well as they “ran their system”.

    PS Katie Carrera is girl-next-door hot.

  5. DC

    February 15, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    I can’t stress this enough, but fuck haynesworth..

    I said but fuck hehe.

  6. Johnny Blades

    February 16, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    I did that once! She was asking for it, dressed like that…

    Nolan Smith just got off the bus rockin a Duke blue Orioles lid

  7. Jon

    February 17, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Haynesworth just needs to be cut. He has been nothing but a a distraction for the Redskins.

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