One night after Brandon Banks was cut in a knife fight, Albert Haynesworth allegedly sexually abused a waitress at the W Hotel. In this case, “sexual abuse” means sticking “a credit card in her blouse in the breast area” before caressing “her breast.” [NBC Washington]
Brandon Banks is still in the hospital, by the way. [Redskins Insider]
Caps kick off five-game road trip with 3-2 loss at Phoenix. [Japers’ Rink]
Mike Green is still out with “inner ear trauma.” [Caps Insider]
The Nats’ ace is Livan Hernandez, and that’s a problem [Nats Baseball]
Chien-Ming Wang will likely start the season on the DL. [Nats Journal]
One-time Nats catcher of the future Jesus Flores is back. [Nats Journal]
An encyclopedic history of Nats facial hair. [Nats Inquisition]
Fact or fiction: Two guys who got stuck in Camden Yards. [Deadspin]
Words and pics from the Wiz’ merry road-win celebration. [Bog]
Troop 41’s “Do the John Wall” is on the Billboard Hot 100. [Bullets Forever]
George Mason got half of its AP votes from DMV-area writers. [Bog]
Maryland’s 2011 football schedule is action-packed. [Testudo Times]
How the last five actual Mr. Irrelevants are doing. [Yahoo! Sports]
Bob
February 15, 2011 at 11:29 AM
His hand slipped
horseydeucey
February 15, 2011 at 11:59 AM
…and passed out on the softest thing(s) it could find.
donkey donk
February 15, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Just read that apparently Banks and his homey may have started the fight and the stabber was doing so in self defense.
Oh boy.
Terps77
February 15, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Be nice if Caps played hockey as well as they “ran their system”.
PS Katie Carrera is girl-next-door hot.
DC
February 15, 2011 at 6:50 PM
I can’t stress this enough, but fuck haynesworth..
I said but fuck hehe.
Johnny Blades
February 16, 2011 at 7:03 PM
I did that once! She was asking for it, dressed like that…
Nolan Smith just got off the bus rockin a Duke blue Orioles lid
Jon
February 17, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Haynesworth just needs to be cut. He has been nothing but a a distraction for the Redskins.