DMV: Fred Smoot’s Hypothetical Rap Video Will Not Be Nautical by Nature

Cooley is this week’s correspondent for Jim Rome and the highlight comes at the 38-second mark when he and Fred Smoot discuss their upcoming rap video which is “not going to be on a boat.” [Chris Cooley]

Stats say it wasn’t Campbell who failed the Skins in ’08. [Homer McFanboy]

Skins are handing out terrible towels at the Steelers game. [Skins Insider]

Nats get swept by Colorado as the offense goes in the tank. [Chatter]

Rizzo gets the Boz treatment as he sheds the interim tag. [Thomas Boswell]

High praise to Mike Wise for calling out SI’s Jon Heyman. [@AndrewSharp]

The guy flexing is Fitz, our “Snyder Sucks” model. [D.C. Sports Bog]

O’s snap losing streak thanks in part to B-Rob’s grand slam. [The Sun]

Terps land top-60 overall recruit, 6’6″ Mychal Parker. [Terps Insider]

MD football’s outstandingly named Masengo Kabongo. [Hell in a Red Shell]

Our thoughts are with Jose Theodore, whose son has died. [Caps Insider]

Today: Brewers-Nats (7:05), O’s-White Sox (8:11)