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D.C. Sports Blogger Happy Hour Tonight!

Don’t miss the hottest social date since Harry Potter Part 7 hit the Tysons Corner Borders on July 7! The fourth D.C. blogger meet-up is going down tonight, in the District. Unsilent Majority has details!:

When: Friday July 27th at 5:30ish (this way we can all watch Blog Show while pointing and laughing at Jamie, Dan, and Adam)
Where: Buffalo Billiards off of Dupont Circle (it’s below street level so you’ll feel right at home)
Why: Because livers are overrated and bloggers need to get out more

Last time we had one of these, I was nothing short of a total disaster, so I’ve developed a little list as to keep myself from repeating any of my previous missteps:

  1. I will not tell any bloggers that their significant others are whores because they may have once lived in, or around, the city of Pittsburgh. This generalization is only accurate 93.7% of the time.
  2. I will not challenge the members of Kissing Suzy Kolber, or anyone else, to a fight.
  3. I won’t complain about singular bloggers referring to themselves as “we” within the context of their posts (although it does still bother “us”).
  4. I won’t take Jager shots. I won’t eat other people’s tots.
  5. I won’t walk two miles to a metro station, only to take it the wrong direction.

So there you have it. The more the merrier less awkward, so blogger or not, invite people. Local celebrities such as Dan Steinberg and Jamie Mottram may even be there signing laptops and PDAs!

Former Managing Editor at UPROXX; former Senior Editor at @SBNation; former ska-zine editor, fan of bad sports teams and good beer.

11 Comments

11 Comments

  1. GTB

    July 27, 2007 at 8:30 AM

    Only 8 hours to go…

    It’s entirely possible, since I have no clue what any of you look like, that I’ll just be sitting at the bar the whole time wondering where the HH is.

  2. GTB

    July 27, 2007 at 8:30 AM

    Strike that – I know what the Brothers Mottram and Steinbog look like.

  3. Unsilent Majority

    July 27, 2007 at 9:31 AM

    You whacky Virginians.

    Steinberg’s going to be at Training Camp.

  4. Unsilent Majority

    July 27, 2007 at 9:33 AM

    6. You won’t try to hug me and/or dance with me.

  5. Skeets

    July 27, 2007 at 10:01 AM

    But I’ve heard Chris is an excellent dancer …

  6. Chris Mottram

    July 27, 2007 at 12:25 PM

    I am an excellent dancer. I think things just got a little too sexy for UM.

  7. Awful Announcing

    July 27, 2007 at 12:26 PM

    What’s everyone wearing…uh, you know…so we don’t double up Wizznutzz shirts.

  8. littles

    July 27, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    I still hold out hope that Agent Bog will make an appearance.

  9. Unsilent Majority

    July 27, 2007 at 2:36 PM

    The Bog could make a surprise appearance. Skeets on the other hand is big-timing us.

  10. odessasteps

    July 27, 2007 at 8:53 PM

    I hope the happy hour was not subject to the hellacious thunderstorms and monsoon-like rains we got up here in the country.

  11. Drewseph

    July 29, 2007 at 1:09 AM

    In my heart, I knew Maj would validate my KC sports loyalty.

    – a former employer of mine appeared in Playboy (Girls of the Big 12!) and bore one of Derrick Thomas’s many children. Wonderful woman.

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