This Clinton Portis quote comes from Redskins minicamp today, via Redskins Insider’s Twitter:
“With the swine flu going around, this water could have some swine flu in it, then all of us gonna be dead.”
What a perfectly sane concern for CP to have. Although RI also informs us that the team has set up
Swine Flu H1N1 safety stations around the Park. So, hopefully no one on the team will die. Except for Vinny Cerrato. And I mean “die” in the professional sense — I’d like his career to be flat-lined. Our lawyers wanted me to make sure I clarified that.
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