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Clearly, It’s Hot at Redskins Camp

I haven’t been all over this great land of ours, but I would argue that August in D.C. is hotter than anywhere else in the country. “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” is the most accurate cliche ever. The heat index in Ashburn, where Skins camp is, was in the 110-115 range yesterday.

In this little clip from Comcast SportsNet, the Skins players tell us just how hot it is. But really, I post this with the hopes that someone can decipher what Santana Moss says. My best guess is “something some something, something just fried, it needs water.” And Fred Smoot is in it:

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Update: My friend and commenter J-Hibb thinks Moss says, “Temp’chuhs Haht! (Tempratures hot!), Groww juh frah (Grounds(grass?) just fried!), It Neez wohtuh (it needs water).” He’s from southern Maryland, that’s how he knows these things.

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6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Scott Sargent

    August 8, 2007 at 12:37 PM

    I think he said “I bet you won’t be able to embed this video.”

  2. Chris Mottram

    August 8, 2007 at 12:41 PM

    Oh snap! Scott broke out the embedding video jokes. Low blow, man. Nothing, I mean NOTHING, hits harder than an unable-to-embed insult.

  3. Scott Sargent

    August 8, 2007 at 1:03 PM

    Thursday afternoon show’s different from Wednesday’s! Obviously, haven’t made it to evenings yet!

  4. J. Hibb

    August 8, 2007 at 1:29 PM

    Keep in mind that i’m reaaaally white, but heres my best guess:

    -Temp’chuhs Haht!
    (Tempratures hot!)

    -Groww juh frah
    (Grounds(grass?) just fried!)

    -It Neez wohtuh
    (it needs water)

  5. Chris Mottram

    August 8, 2007 at 1:48 PM

    Wow man, you might actually be right.

  6. hogshaven

    August 8, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    You guys are crazy, he’s clearly saying Fuck the Cowboys

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