This photo — and three others just like it! — surfaced on Life Sports today. Alex Ovetjkin provides the translation:
After a grueling season Ovi took a break in Turkey. He was accompanied by his teammate Semin and these beautiful girls, the dancers of one of Moscow night clubs.
Hit the links for more. Maybe too much more. Still, Ovechkin is my hero.
Yeah, ostrich skin, on his 77-foot yacht.
And the good news, if you’re a Skins fan, is that Haynesworth doesn’t feel he’s earned his non-guaranteed $100 million contract just yet, so he’s still busting his ass to collect every dime.
Why, I don’t know. If it was me I’d live like Eddie Murphy at the start of Coming to America, which is sort of the problem with the Skins’ approach.
This is a six-minute trailer for a new web series called “The Cooley Zone”:
The show is “coming soon” and mine was only the fourth viewing, so it may or may not be a figment of my imagination. Watch for yourself, though, and enjoy a man living beyond your means, showing off his young bride* and cursing like a sailor all the while.
Somewhere, likely in a palace of his own, Gilbert shakes a fist.
* The opening shot is a large framed photograph of the Cooley’s in a warm, loving, nude embrace, which is awesome.
When you see LaRon’s Hummer pictured below, I know what you’re gonna think: That’s a man who craves attention. But it ain’t even about that. No, LaRon upgraded from the stock 20s to the 30s for one reason only: because that’s his jersey number. If that’s some sort of theme amongst NFL players, I’d love to see the rims on Jason Taylor’s ride.
Really, compared to the F-650 and the lime Lambo, this Hummer is about as head-turning as Jamie’s ’01 Maxima (it still has all four hubcaps!). But none of those three rides are Landry’s favorites, as he told Matt Terl:
I have two favorites. My Benz – I have an S63 AMG Benz, y’know, that’s the all around great ride for me. And my Corvette, I love my Corvette probably a little bit more than my Lamborghini, because … it’s not that it’s a better car, it’s that if you’re gonna spend that much money on a Lamborghini you wanna take care of it. But with the Vette, I’ve done a lot of upgrades to my Vette: changed my heads, the cams, all kinds of stuff.
Right, that makes sense. Any fool knows that a ‘Vette is totally just your typical, run-of-the-mill $55,000 beater ride; not something you’d actually wanna take good care of.
Because Redskins artifacts dated 1982-92 bring me great joy, we’ve already posted the Art Monk Football Camp hat in mesh, but this Zubaz version takes it to a new level entire:
Beautiful, and it comes via Bog Man Dan, who spied it at Sunday’s tailgate and emails in lowercase shorthand:
25 year old eben altmann from rockville, older brother went to monk’s camp about 20 years ago, eben had monk sign everything skins he owned
Eben is it? What a Sublime nut, huh? Regardless, we thank him for sharing his priceless lid, and the accompanying t-shirt that I want real bad:
From Mr. Irrelevant t-shirt model Jesse comes this photo of LaRon’s impressive lime green Lambo with matching rims parked outside of the stadium yesterday:
With gas prices where they are, I guess he wanted to save some cash and drive this efficient V-12 to the game instead of going with the F-650 he showed off last month.
We’re not necessarily ranking the awesomeness of these Redskins hats anymore so much as we are continuing a series. If you’d like to add to the fun, please send along the great Skins hat(s) of your own.
This one comes from a fellow going by the name of CamLwalk, who says, “Check out this bad boy. Worn it since 1979. Flattop corduroy!”
I love that he reads Mr. Irrelevant. Of course he does. Anyway, follow the jump for a closer look (of the hat, not the dude) …
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On the heels of the Hogs hat and Art Monk Football Camp comes a beauty, this mesh joint recalling my favorite game of all-time (via David Chalk):
And here’s yet another in mesh, this one sitting on fur and harking back to the first game I can remember (via The Mayor):
If you have something at home that tops these, please knock the dust off it, take some pics and send it my way. It needs to be shared.
The Hogs hat is still supreme, but Art Monk Football Camp isn’t far behind.
(Loudoun County gangster pic courtesy of The Mayor of FedEx Field.)
Considering there’s already a Burgundy & Gold Zubaz Super Bowl XXVI hat in our family, that headline is saying a lot, but this clearly takes the cake:
That right there is a Hogs mesh hat, purchased by my mother in-law from a street vendor outside RFK Stadium circa 1985. Hogs. Mesh. RFK. 1985.
Try not to get jealous that I married into this, and follow the jump for a profile and the little piggy tail on the back …
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