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Brandon Banks Got Stabbed Last Night

Lovable Redskins return man/phenomenon Brandon Banks was stabbed last night around 3 a.m. outside of D.C. nightclub The Park. Fortunately, he only incurred superficial wounds. Unfortunately, his friend is hospitalized and in serious condition, according to a Redskins Insider source.

What reportedly happened is that Banks, who is the smallest man in the NFL, and a friend got into a fight with a third man. That man, identified as Jason Shorter of Lanham, Md., pulled a knife. He remains in custody.

Let’s hope justice prevails, Banks’ friend heals, and that that’s the end of it.

In other Redskins news, Albert Haynesworth was formally charged with assault for last week’s road rage incident. Uplifting stuff, gang.

Update: Banks’ agent says Banks was an innocent bystander, but a Banks wisecrack may have started the fight.

(Image is a tweet from Banks at approximately 12:43 a.m. last night.)

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.



  1. horseydeucey

    February 12, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    PG County, Bitch!

  2. jmm

    February 13, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    asshole, banks owns. he better heal quick!!

  3. Chris Katinas

    February 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    TD Banks! He’s invincible.

  4. Ketel on Rocks

    February 13, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    What kind of sick individual tries to stab DC’s cuddliest resident?

    It’s like stabbing Gizmo from “Gremlins”. Just wrong.

  5. horseydeucey

    February 13, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Apparently someone was a little sensitive about having his threads made fun of.


  6. donkey donk

    February 14, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
    come talking that trash and we’ll pull your card
    knowing nothing in life but to be legit

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